[source: Chosun]

We LOVE the Chosun’s politically incorrect cartoonist. This is so refreshing! And so wrong! The drawing evidently illustrates how obese people are more prone to injuries.

In advance of Dental Day, which is June 9, actors from the English musical “Teeth” pose alongside some kids to promote dental health. But judging by the looks of toothbrush guy, dental health and mental health are mutually exclusive.

[photo: Korea Times]

This is a vehicle that requires little explanation, but it definitely needs a caption. Write your caption in the comments section! If no one wins we will donate this van to Homer Simpson.

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Remember the last time a farm animal nearly caused catastrophe for the world population and how admirably the media maintained their cool? Comedian Stephen Colbert whips up his take on the 2006 Avian flu. Funny stuff considering what’s on TV now.

[Comedy Central]

For your random Friday moment of Zen, we re-present Gizmodo’s attempt at eating the World’s Largest Cheetos over the world’s largest keyboard.

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Going around the internet is the revelation that President Barack Obama has a foul mouth, at least for the audio recording of Dreams From My Father. In a particular segment, he reads the words of a childhood friend who liked to express things, let us say, with the backhanded authority of a pimp.

It won’t be long before, “Sure you can have my number, baby!” spoken from the lips of President Obama becomes a ringtone, an elementary schoolyard taunt, a phrase-of-the-year, or an internet meme. What do you think?

[AprilWinchell]

If you turn this on and listen while doing work, you might just believe it.

More from the [Onion News] network.

It is a surprising extortion case both by the sheer success of the ruse and the advanced age of one of its plotters.

A 62-year old man, part of a trio of con artists, was sentenced by the district court in Suwon, Gyeonggi Province for his role in a 40-million won extortion scam. The team of three, posing as intelligence agents, threatened randomly selected public officials with knowledge about their secret affairs. (more…)

In an annual rite of Christmas season cheer, the South Korea Postal Service dons their Santa outfits. In all practicality, these suits should help the mailmen stay warm while riding scooters in freezing temperatures.

[Chosun]